Brownsville Discovers Water Flows Faster When You Write ‘SpaceX’ on the Permit
September 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — City officials confirmed Tuesday
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Satirical education desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
$27 Million Visits Harlingen, Enjoys a Nice Table, Continues on to Cameron County
September 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Witnesses at Wednesday’s commission
Cameron County Proudly Issues Fluidstack Permit, Announces It Will Not Be Paying For Anything Else Ever
September 21, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In what officials are
McAllen Airport Declares Golden Age of Travel After Landing $2 Million, Mostly for Bathrooms
September 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McAllen International Airport officially entered the
Mission CISD to Rightsize Schools in 2027, Giving Desks Two More Years to Consider Leaving for Sharyland
September 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION, TX — Announcing a bold
UTRGV Edinburg Cancels Classes So Students Can Experience Real-World Power Outage Training
September 18, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG, TX — Citing an unprecedented
Harlingen CISD Unveils Rain-Activated ‘Disaster Penny’ Tax That Charges Parents Per Drop
September 13, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Following the school board’s
Valley’s Weekend Cooling Plan Is One Isolated Shower That Will Be Brief And Then Leave
September 12, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — The Rio Grande Valley’s
Harlingen Extends Data Center Moratorium So Residents Can Finish Explaining Rain
September 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Citing the need for
Harlingen Asks Data Center to Please Explain Where All This Extra Rain Is Coming From
September 9, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In a heated emergency