UTRGV Asks Valley to Watch 45-16 Beating Like a Time-Lapse of Becoming UTSA
September 6, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Speaking after his Vaqueros
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Hidalgo County Judge Bets Courthouse Wardrobe So 956 Can Dress 210 Like a Mascot
September 2, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Declaring it “the most
UTRGV Protects This House By Refusing to Name a Quarterback, Then Using Two Anyway
August 30, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In a security operation
Edinburg Triathlon Welcomes Casual Walkers, Confiscates Snorkels at 7:30 a.m. in August
August 17, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — With temperatures already flirting
Sharyland Pioneer Proudly Unveils Schedule Of Deliberate Preseason Beatings It Is Calling Character
August 16, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION, TX—Standing in front of a
Brownsville Sports Park Playground Revamp Will Feature Anti-Gravity Swings and a Moat
November 29, 2025
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Brownsville’s iconic Sports Park playground is slated for a $250,000 upgrade following a safety audit, aiming to revitalize the beloved community space and ensure it’s
UTRGV’s Eddie Lee Marburger Now Being Considered for Governor, Pope, and Secretary of Tailgating
November 26, 2025
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Eddie Lee Marburger’s phenomenal record-breaking season with UTRGV football has skyrocketed him and the team to national prominence, capping off a 9-3 record and earning