San Benito Officially Jump-Starts Pool Project By Hiring Firm To List Everything A Pool Contains
October 29, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. SAN BENITO — Eight years after
Category: Education
Mission ISD Schedules January Meeting to Officially Confirm Students Already Left in 2023
October 28, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION — In what officials are
Donna North High School Surgery Capacity Now Equals Every Licensed Vet Tech in the Valley
October 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. DONNA, TX — Following a grant-fueled
Brownsville Fire Department Puts Out Brush Fire So Well the Elementary School Has to Leave
October 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — The Brownsville Fire Department
McAllen Officials Forced to Borrow Quorum, Grocery Manager From Sam Houston Elementary
October 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — One week after Houstonville’s
Donna ISD Pays $280,000 to Confirm the Paraprofessional Never Left the Building
October 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report.
Edinburg CISD Confiscates Energy Drinks, Returns Them at Dismissal Like Contraband Parole
October 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Under its sweeping new
Sharyland ISD Pays $30,000 for Mountain-Screaming Service, Receives Polite Whisper
October 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION, TX — Sharyland ISD confirmed
Broke Edinburg ISD Holds Out for Nicer $6 Million After Politely Declining Current $6 Million
October 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Citing a firm belief
Russell Elementary Turns 110, Honors Horse Buried on Campus for 110 Years of Perfect Attendance
October 7, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Russell Elementary celebrated its