Valley’s Weekend Cooling Plan Is One Isolated Shower That Will Be Brief And Then Leave
September 12, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — The Rio Grande Valley’s
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Valley Schools Delay Classes So Children Never Learn 34 Degrees Exists
September 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALLEN — Citing an urgent freeze
Harlingen Opens 13-Acre Timeout Corner Where Rain Must Sit Until It Calms Down
August 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Officials with Cameron County
Edinburg Mechanic Confirms Valley Heat Now Charging Cars a Cover Fee Just to Survive August
August 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — A local mechanic confirmed