McAllen Grapefruit Fails Ring Test, Must Repeat Summer as Punishment
October 10, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALLEN — The Rio Grande Valley’s
Category: Weather
Cameron County Closes Three Beaches to Walking Because the Sand Got Too Firm to Drive On
October 10, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Citing an unprecedented public
Valley Cities Generously Offer Sandbags, Provided You Bring Shovel, Utility Bill, and Own Arms
September 30, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. As 2 to 4 inches of
NWS Books Polo’s Leftover Rain for Thursday, Asks Valley to Remain Seated in 115-Degree Waiting Room Until Slot Opens
September 28, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Citing heavy call volume
Valley’s Weekend Cooling Plan Is One Isolated Shower That Will Be Brief And Then Leave
September 12, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — The Rio Grande Valley’s
Valley Schools Delay Classes So Children Never Learn 34 Degrees Exists
September 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALLEN — Citing an urgent freeze
Harlingen Opens 13-Acre Timeout Corner Where Rain Must Sit Until It Calms Down
August 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Officials with Cameron County
Edinburg Mechanic Confirms Valley Heat Now Charging Cars a Cover Fee Just to Survive August
August 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — A local mechanic confirmed