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Cameron County Offers Saronic 95% Tax Break If Just 35% of Shipyard Remains Physically Present in Valley

SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Cameron County commissioners voted…

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Editorial cartoon: Cameron County Offers Saronic 95% Tax Break If Just 35% of Shipyard Remains Physically Present in Valley

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Editorial cartoon: Cameron County Offers Saronic 95% Tax Break If Just 35% of Shipyard Remains Physically Present in Valley

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Editorial cartoon: Cameron County Offers Saronic 95% Tax Break If Just 35% of Shipyard Remains Physically Present in Valley

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Editorial cartoon: Cameron County Offers Saronic 95% Tax Break If Just 35% of Shipyard Remains Physically Present in Valley

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