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Mission Holds Six-Candidate Mayoral Election, Officially Elects a Second One

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Editorial cartoon: Mission Holds Six-Candidate Mayoral Election, Officially Elects a Second One

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Editorial cartoon: Mission Holds Six-Candidate Mayoral Election, Officially Elects a Second One

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Editorial cartoon: Mission Holds Six-Candidate Mayoral Election, Officially Elects a Second One

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