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McAllen Airport Runway 985 Days Late, City Now Paying Consultants $1 Million to Watch Paint Dry

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Editorial cartoon: McAllen Airport Runway 985 Days Late, City Now Paying Consultants $1 Million to Watch Paint Dry

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Editorial cartoon: McAllen Airport Runway 985 Days Late, City Now Paying Consultants $1 Million to Watch Paint Dry

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Editorial cartoon: McAllen Airport Runway 985 Days Late, City Now Paying Consultants $1 Million to Watch Paint Dry

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Editorial cartoon: McAllen Airport Runway 985 Days Late, City Now Paying Consultants $1 Million to Watch Paint Dry

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