Answers (FAQ)

SATIRE / PARODY — not real news. Read the disclaimer.

Is RGV Local News real?

No. It is a satirical parody publication about the Rio Grande Valley. Stories are fabricated for comedy.

What cities do you cover?

McAllen, Brownsville, Edinburg, Harlingen, Weslaco, Mission, and Hidalgo and Cameron County tropes as joke desks — not beat reporting.

Who are the writers?

Michelle Diaz Desk, Jessica Walker Desk, Miguel Hernandez Desk, and David Anderson Desk are ghost-writer mascots — fictional bylines, not real journalists.

How do I submit a tip?

Email tips to wayne@jwaynelowry.com. We may turn them into satire. We do not target real crime victims.

Can I share articles as real news?

Please do not. Share as comedy only.