SATIRE / PARODY — not real news.

Mission Satire: Home of the Fake Grapefruit and Parody News

Mission, Texas: where the citrus is sweet, the history is wild, and our parody news is completely pulp-free. We cover the imaginary exploits of the Texas Citrus Fiesta royalty, the totally fabricated underground tunnels beneath the historic downtown, and the completely made-up civil war between the snowbirds and the local Winter Texans.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is the Citrus Fiesta actually run by a rogue grapefruit cartel?

A: No, it’s run by nice volunteers. Our articles are just jokes.

Q: Are the snowbirds really armed with golf clubs?

A: Only on the green. Our stories about RV rebellions are pure satire.

Q: Did you really say the border wall was made of tamales?

A: We might have. It was a joke either way.