Texas Parks Department Conserves Its Own Draft Agenda; Beach Still Optional
November 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — The Texas Parks and
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Satirical education desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Mercedes Installs Scoreboard First So the Dirt Can Watch Itself Get Level
October 31, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MERCEDES — Standing beneath brand-new LED
Mission Unveils Mandatory Drug Test That Is Legally Decorative for Everyone Who Demanded It
October 28, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION, TX — Promising the most
Brownsville Posts $27 Million Notice So Residents Can Practice Not Voting
October 26, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — In what officials are
Donna North High School Surgery Capacity Now Equals Every Licensed Vet Tech in the Valley
October 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. DONNA, TX — Following a grant-fueled
McAllen Officials Forced to Borrow Quorum, Grocery Manager From Sam Houston Elementary
October 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — One week after Houstonville’s
Hidalgo County’s 69% Turnout Surge Traced to One Extremely Motivated Mail Ballot
October 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — Hidalgo County elections officials
Cameron County Unveils Breakthrough Reminder System That Reminds You to Update the Reminder System
October 21, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Cameron County officials proudly
Sharyland ISD Pays $30,000 for Mountain-Screaming Service, Receives Polite Whisper
October 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION, TX — Sharyland ISD confirmed
Edinburg House Candidate Unveils Rail Line That Achieves Full Economic Boom Before Manufacturing Phase
October 18, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG, TX — Flanked by an