UTRGV Edinburg Cancels Classes So Students Can Experience Real-World Power Outage Training
September 18, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG, TX — Citing an unprecedented
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Satirical education desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Harlingen CISD Unveils Rain-Activated ‘Disaster Penny’ Tax That Charges Parents Per Drop
September 13, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Following the school board’s
Valley’s Weekend Cooling Plan Is One Isolated Shower That Will Be Brief And Then Leave
September 12, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — The Rio Grande Valley’s
Harlingen Extends Data Center Moratorium So Residents Can Finish Explaining Rain
September 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Citing the need for
Harlingen Asks Data Center to Please Explain Where All This Extra Rain Is Coming From
September 9, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In a heated emergency
UTRGV Asks Valley to Watch 45-16 Beating Like a Time-Lapse of Becoming UTSA
September 6, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Speaking after his Vaqueros
McAllen, Saltillo Celebrate 200 Years of Signing Things by Signing Another Thing
September 4, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — Officials from McAllen and
Hidalgo County Judge Bets Courthouse Wardrobe So 956 Can Dress 210 Like a Mascot
September 2, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Declaring it “the most
Cameron County Offers Saronic 95% Tax Break If Just 35% of Shipyard Remains Physically Present in Valley
August 31, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Cameron County commissioners voted
BPUB Will Forgive Phantom Pool Bill After You Repair the Leak Nobody Can Find
August 30, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — The Brownsville Public Utilities