Valley Mayors Spend Six Hours Agreeing to Get on Same Page, Accidentally Produce 14 Different Pages
August 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In a spirited display
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Satirical education desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Weslaco Unveils Formal Apology Tour Featuring Commemorative Orange Barrels, Notarized Regret
July 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. WESLACO — In response to mounting
Donna is not the worst city ever. If you don’t believe us, ask us.
July 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. DONNA, Texas — In a bold
STC Jaguar Self-Care Den Now On Every Campus, Still Rations The Good Conditioner Like It’s H-E-B On A Sunday Coupon Day
July 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — South Texas College officials
Edinburg Airport’s $2M Pig-Proof Fence Accidentally Foils Three Javelinas, a Coyote, and One Very Determined Guy Named Roel
July 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — City officials unveiled the
American Airlines Announces Nonstop Flight From McAllen to the Sun-Blasted Suburbs of Phoenix
December 22, 2025
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American Airlines is revolutionizing travel for South Texas with new nonstop flights from McAllen to Phoenix, sparking economic growth and enhancing connectivity to key business
Driscoll Health’s New Cochlear Implants Now Stream Tía’s Gossip Directly to Your Brain
December 22, 2025
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Driscoll Health System is set to transform audiology care in the Rio Grande Valley with the launch of next-generation cochlear implants, offering hope and enhanced
Hidalgo Bridge Trade Boom: 200% Surge Traced to Single Man Buying 600 Piñatas
December 21, 2025
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The Hidalgo International Bridge’s staggering 200% surge in trade is not just a statistical marvel; it signifies a transformative period for South Texas’s economy, creating
McAllen Airport’s AGI Team Wins Gold Safety Award, Immediately Begins Safety-Checking Everything in Sight
December 17, 2025
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McAllen International Airport’s AGI team has been awarded the coveted Gold Safety Excellence Award by United Airlines, recognizing their outstanding commitment to upholding rigorous safety
Hispanic Chamber Declares 2026 ‘The Year of Perfectly Optimistic Paperwork’
December 15, 2025
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As the Rio Grande Valley braces for 2026, the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce champions an optimistic outlook amid economic uncertainties, focusing on initiatives to bolster