BPUB Will Forgive Phantom Pool Bill After You Repair the Leak Nobody Can Find
August 30, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — The Brownsville Public Utilities
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Harlingen Pledges Total Darkness for Dark Sky Designation, Except One Blinding Spotlight on the Application Itself
August 29, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In its bold bid
SPI Post Office Treats Cold Air Like Certified Mail That Finally Arrives in August
August 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. SOUTH PADRE ISLAND — After a
TxDOT Launches Hot Mix Tour, Requires Brownsville Drivers to Collect All Six Detours on International Blvd
August 18, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Officials with the Texas
Harlingen’s New $5.9 Million Trail Features Shade Pods and Emergency Call Boxes for Mid-Wellness Extractions
August 12, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — City officials proudly announced
Harlingen Residents Begin Four-Year Training Regimen For 2028 Trail Opening
August 12, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — With the city officially
Donna is not the worst city ever. If you don’t believe us, ask us.
July 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. DONNA, Texas — In a bold
Edinburg Airport’s $2M Pig-Proof Fence Accidentally Foils Three Javelinas, a Coyote, and One Very Determined Guy Named Roel
July 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — City officials unveiled the
Whoville Wonderland Descends Upon PSJA Stadium: Residents Report Grinch Sightings
December 21, 2025
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Thousands of Rio Grande Valley residents gathered at the 6th Annual PSJA ISD Family Posada to revel in a “Whoville Wonderland,” basking in a night
McAllen PD’s Christmas For Kids Toy Giveaway Now Requires 400-Page Application
December 15, 2025
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The McAllen Police Department welcomes registrations for its 18th annual “Christmas For Kids” toy giveaway, a beloved Rio Grande Valley tradition that brings joy to