Brownsville Solves the Fare, Leaves Finding the Bus and Keeping the ID as Homework
August 15, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Calling it the biggest
Miguel Hernandez Desk
Satirical education desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Brownsville Data Center Rules So Airtight Only Legal Site Is a Barge Drifting in the Ship Channel
August 14, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Following a marathon workshop
Edinburg’s $7.2M Workforce Center Includes Four Golf Simulators So You Can Practice Your Follow-Through Between Job Interviews
August 10, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — City officials broke ground
Valley Cities Now Passing Data Centers Around Like Unwanted Tupperware At A Poteet Family Cookout
August 5, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Following Brownsville’s emergency 90-day
Valley Mayors Spend Six Hours Agreeing to Get on Same Page, Accidentally Produce 14 Different Pages
August 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In a spirited display
Weslaco Unveils Formal Apology Tour Featuring Commemorative Orange Barrels, Notarized Regret
July 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. WESLACO — In response to mounting
Donna is not the worst city ever. If you don’t believe us, ask us.
July 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. DONNA, Texas — In a bold
STC Jaguar Self-Care Den Now On Every Campus, Still Rations The Good Conditioner Like It’s H-E-B On A Sunday Coupon Day
July 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — South Texas College officials
Edinburg Airport’s $2M Pig-Proof Fence Accidentally Foils Three Javelinas, a Coyote, and One Very Determined Guy Named Roel
July 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — City officials unveiled the
American Airlines Announces Nonstop Flight From McAllen to the Sun-Blasted Suburbs of Phoenix
December 22, 2025
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American Airlines is revolutionizing travel for South Texas with new nonstop flights from McAllen to Phoenix, sparking economic growth and enhancing connectivity to key business