Brownsville Pre-Orders a Second 90-Day Data Center Freeze Before the First One Starts
October 6, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — With its second of
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Starship Reaches Orbit, Emails Brownsville Herald by 10 That Chile Is Off
September 28, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BOCA CHICA — The Rio Grande
Fluidstack Assures Rio Hondo That 7.35 Gigawatts of Data Center Will Sound Exactly Like One (1) Dishwasher
September 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Speaking before a packed
Fluidstack Reserves 1.5 Gigawatts Near Rio Hondo, Assures Residents It Will Only Sound Like the Dishwasher
September 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Announcing it has reserved
Valley Credit Unions Frozen Solid After Data Center Gets a Little Warm
September 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. RIO GRANDE VALLEY — Two Rio
Fluidstack Data Center Promises It Will Only Drink Cloud Water It Imports Itself
September 13, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Reassuring Cameron County residents
Harlingen Extends Data Center Moratorium So Residents Can Finish Explaining Rain
September 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Citing the need for
Fluidstack Announces $4B Harlingen Data Center Will Bring Its Own Rain, Thank You Very Much
September 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — At a groundbreaking ceremony
Fluidstack Promises Valley Its $4B Data Center Will Drink Only Cloud Water It Personally Imports
September 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by 1,100 acres
Data Center Politely Asks Harlingen if Its Rain Can Cut in Line at the Canal
September 10, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Representatives of a proposed