Former Brownsville Walmart Lands Tenants With No Needs, No Requests, and No Comment
August 15, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Confirming that the 265,000-square-foot
Category: Technology
Brownsville Data Center Rules So Airtight Only Legal Site Is a Barge Drifting in the Ship Channel
August 14, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Following a marathon workshop
Mission’s New AI Rejects Man’s Carport Permit 11 Seconds After He Hits Submit
August 14, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION, TX — At 3:47 a.m.
Federal AI Drones Now Administer Pop-Quiz Temperature Checks to Valley Cattle; One Nervous Steer Already Caught Sweating
August 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Valley livestock are reportedly
Valley Cities Now Passing Data Centers Around Like Unwanted Tupperware At A Poteet Family Cookout
August 5, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Following Brownsville’s emergency 90-day
Mystery Company Proposes Data Center, Cold Storage, Empanada Emporium, and Spaceport Inside Old Brownsville Walmart
July 21, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — City officials confirmed Tuesday
Crewless AI Ships at Port Alpha Still Require 10,000 Abuelas for Lunch Shift
July 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Saronic Technologies’ $3.2 billion