Harlingen Votes Down Half-Cent Tax Hike After Commission Realizes Half a Cent Is Technically Still Money
September 18, 2026
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Port Isabel Makes Long Island Village an Official Industrial District So Residents Can Finally Live at Work
September 10, 2026
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Brownsville Closes Detour So the Interstate Can Close Too, Officials Call It ‘Synchronized Suffering’
September 6, 2026
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McAllen, Saltillo Celebrate 200 Years of Signing Things by Signing Another Thing
September 4, 2026
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Harlingen Solves Traffic By Commissioning Study Of Study That Will Study Traffic
August 30, 2026
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State Cheerfully Announces $192 Million Road to Starbase Will Be Ready Once Everyone Has Already Died on the Two-Lane One
August 29, 2026
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Edinburg Holds Tax Rate Steady So It Can Raise the Shower Rate Instead
August 28, 2026
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Brownsville Politely Un-Cities 444 Acres Next to Landfill, Receives Voucher for Water That May Exist
August 25, 2026
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Harlingen WaterWorks Announces It Will Now Charge Residents for Being Behind, Which Is Why It Was Behind
August 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — After an 18-month pause
Los Fresnos Announces Residents May Keep Living on Highway 100 Forever, Provided Nothing Ever Happens to the House
August 24, 2026
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