Valley Demands 765 Kilovolts, Receives Cafeteria Slideshow of the 138 It Already Has
October 30, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Days after Rio Grande
Category: Business
Edinburg Officially Reopens Brewery That Is Still a Gravel Lot on McIntyre
October 29, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — With a national anthem,
Brownsville Job Fair Announces Line Itself Now Counts as Employment
October 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Officials with the Greater
Los Indios Bridge So Successful at Moving Trucks That County Spends $9.2 Million Giving Them Somewhere to Stop Moving
October 22, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — After three years of
Edinburg Fly Factory Finishes Early So the Flies Can Show Up Late
October 7, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In a triumph of
Harlingen Proudly Announces Grants That Arrive Precisely When You No Longer Need Them
October 7, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by a ceremonial
Brownsville Celebrates 10,000 Jobs, Dozens of Which May Exist by 2028
October 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — With ceremonial shovels still
Elsa Reopens the Office That Tells Google the Hardware Store Exists
September 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. ELSA, TX — Flanked by a
Brownsville Discovers Water Flows Faster When You Write ‘SpaceX’ on the Permit
September 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — City officials confirmed Tuesday
$27 Million Visits Harlingen, Enjoys a Nice Table, Continues on to Cameron County
September 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Witnesses at Wednesday’s commission