Edinburg Fly Factory Finishes Early So the Flies Can Show Up Late
October 7, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In a triumph of
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Harlingen Proudly Announces Grants That Arrive Precisely When You No Longer Need Them
October 7, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by a ceremonial
Brownsville Celebrates 10,000 Jobs, Dozens of Which May Exist by 2028
October 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — With ceremonial shovels still
Elsa Reopens the Office That Tells Google the Hardware Store Exists
September 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. ELSA, TX — Flanked by a
Brownsville Discovers Water Flows Faster When You Write ‘SpaceX’ on the Permit
September 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — City officials confirmed Tuesday
$27 Million Visits Harlingen, Enjoys a Nice Table, Continues on to Cameron County
September 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Witnesses at Wednesday’s commission
Fluidstack Breaks Ground on $4 Billion Data Center While Harlingen Commission Enters Hour Three of Defining ‘Rain’
September 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — With heavy machinery already
McAllen Unveils Revolutionary Bidding Process Where Every Bid Wins A Rate Hike
September 22, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALLEN — In what officials are
Cameron County Proudly Issues Fluidstack Permit, Announces It Will Not Be Paying For Anything Else Ever
September 21, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In what officials are
McAllen Airport Declares Golden Age of Travel After Landing $2 Million, Mostly for Bathrooms
September 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McAllen International Airport officially entered the