Valley Opens November Flu Season for Virus That Already Worked August
November 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — With one day to
Category: Health
La Grulla Achieves Rare Trifecta: Water Fixed, Flowing, and Undrinkable
October 5, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. LA GRULLA — In what officials
Hidalgo County Buys 116 Defibrillators With Opioid Money, Schedules the Knowing-How Part for Later
September 27, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In what officials are
Mission Lions Park Now Offers Self-Checkout Heart Restarts So You Don’t Have to Wait for EMS
August 16, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION, TX — Citing the Valley’s
Harlingen CISD Diabetes Plan Will Grade Parents on Tortilla Intake, Fideo Disclosure
August 5, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Harlingen CISD’s upcoming Type
Blue Zones Officials Confirm Valley’s 4.0 Score Comes Entirely From Walking Around Construction Barrels In Weslaco
July 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. Blue Zones project officials confirmed Tuesday
Driscoll Health’s New Cochlear Implants Now Stream Tía’s Gossip Directly to Your Brain
December 22, 2025
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Driscoll Health System is set to transform audiology care in the Rio Grande Valley with the launch of next-generation cochlear implants, offering hope and enhanced
Valley Baptist’s Centennial Exhibition Features Actual 1923 Nurse Who Refuses to Retire
December 21, 2025
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Valley Baptist Medical Center celebrates its centennial milestone with a captivating exhibition of historical photos and artifacts, painting a vivid tapestry of its legacy in
RGV Food Bank’s New Facility Doubles Capacity to Stockpile Enough Hot Cheetos for a Century
December 15, 2025
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The Rio Grande Valley Food Bank has made a monumental leap in addressing hunger in South Texas with its new facility, which doubles its storage