Last Updated: July 21, 2026

At RGV Local News (rgvlocalnews.com), we take privacy seriously — even though our stories are satire. This Privacy Policy explains what information we collect when you visit the site, how we use it, and the choices you have. By using the site, you agree to this policy.

Quick note: RGV Local News is a satire and parody publication, not a traditional newsroom. That does not change how we handle your data; it just means our articles are jokes, not reporting.

1. Information We Collect

We may collect:

• Information you provide — such as your name, email address, or message content if you contact us, subscribe, comment, or submit a tip.
• Usage and device data — such as IP address, browser type, device type, referring URL, pages viewed, and approximate location derived from IP. This is collected automatically as you browse.
• Cookies and similar technologies — small files or storage used for site function, preferences, analytics, and (where applicable) advertising. You can control cookies through your browser settings; blocking some cookies may affect site features.

2. How We Use Information

We use information to:

• Operate, secure, and improve the website;
• Respond to messages and tip submissions;
• Send updates you request (you can opt out of marketing emails anytime);
• Understand what people read so we can improve the site;
• Detect abuse, spam, and technical problems;
• Comply with law and enforce our Terms and Conditions.

3. Sharing of Information

We do not sell your personal information. We may share information with:

• Service providers who help us run the site (for example hosting, security, analytics, email delivery). They may process data only as needed to provide those services;
• Legal and safety recipients when we believe disclosure is required by law, court order, or to protect rights, safety, or the integrity of the site;
• Business transfers if we reorganize or transfer site operations, in which case this policy would continue to apply or you would be notified of changes.

4. Analytics and Advertising

We may use analytics tools (and, if enabled, advertising partners) that set cookies or receive usage data to measure traffic and, where applicable, show ads. Those partners have their own privacy policies. You can limit tracking through browser controls and industry opt-outs where available.

5. Data Retention

We keep personal information only as long as needed for the purposes above, unless a longer period is required by law. Contact and tip messages may be retained for a reasonable period to handle follow-up and abuse prevention. Server logs are typically kept for a limited operational window.

6. Data Security

We use reasonable administrative and technical measures to protect information. No website or transmission is completely secure, so we cannot guarantee absolute security.

7. Children’s Privacy

The site is not directed to children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If you believe a child has provided us information, contact us and we will take appropriate steps to delete it.

8. Your Choices and Rights

Depending on where you live, you may have rights to access, correct, delete, or restrict certain personal information, or to object to certain processing. To make a request, use the contact options on our About Us page. You can also:

• Stop marketing emails using the unsubscribe link in those messages;
• Clear or block cookies in your browser;
• Stop using the site at any time.

9. Third-Party Links

Our pages may link to other websites. We are not responsible for their content or privacy practices. Review their policies before providing personal information.

10. International Visitors

The site is operated from the United States. If you visit from elsewhere, you understand your information may be processed in the U.S., where privacy laws may differ from those in your country.

11. Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. The “Last Updated” date at the top will change when we do. Continued use of the site after an update means you accept the revised policy.

12. Contact

Privacy questions? Visit About Us for how to reach the desk. Related pages: Terms and Conditions and Satire Disclaimer.