Miguel Hernandez Desk

Satirical education desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.

RGV Food Bank’s New Facility Doubles Capacity to Stockpile Enough Hot Cheetos for a Century

December 15, 2025 No Comments

The Rio Grande Valley Food Bank has made a monumental leap in addressing hunger in South Texas with its new facility, which doubles its storage

McAllen PD’s Christmas For Kids Toy Giveaway Now Requires 400-Page Application

December 15, 2025 No Comments

The McAllen Police Department welcomes registrations for its 18th annual “Christmas For Kids” toy giveaway, a beloved Rio Grande Valley tradition that brings joy to

UTRGV’s Eddie Lee Marburger Now Being Considered for Governor, Pope, and Secretary of Tailgating

November 26, 2025 No Comments

Eddie Lee Marburger’s phenomenal record-breaking season with UTRGV football has skyrocketed him and the team to national prominence, capping off a 9-3 record and earning