Brownsville Commission Heroically Approves Raise for Whoever Replaces Them
October 18, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — In what officials are
Miguel Hernandez Desk
Satirical education desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
McAllen Officially Renames South Pole ‘Wild Bright’ So the 80-Foot Ice Rink Can Keep Existing
October 9, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McAllen city leaders confirmed Thursday that,
Brownsville Task Force Complete After City Confirms No Members Are Monkeys
October 7, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — With the last two
Russell Elementary Turns 110, Honors Horse Buried on Campus for 110 Years of Perfect Attendance
October 7, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Russell Elementary celebrated its
Harlingen Secures $275,000 for Veterans, Deploys It Behind Counter Open 5 Hours a Week
October 5, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Announcing a triumph of
Brownsville Issues ID Numbers to Scrap Tires, Asks Resaca to Hold Them Until Paperwork Clears
October 3, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — The city’s new scrap
NWS Books Polo’s Leftover Rain for Thursday, Asks Valley to Remain Seated in 115-Degree Waiting Room Until Slot Opens
September 28, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Citing heavy call volume
Edinburg Approves First Reading of Permit For Data Center That Exists Only in Commissioner Ramirez’s Mind
September 27, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In what officials are
Point Isabel ISD Bus Engines Will Not Start Until First Child’s Shoe Touches the Step; District Asks Diesel to Hold On Until January
September 26, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. POINT ISABEL — Under a new
Brownsville Unveils Bold Three-Seat Shelter Plan for Hanna High Students Who Will Have Graduated By Then
September 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Announcing what officials called