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Harlingen Satire: The Fake News Capital of the Arroyo

Harlingen is the crossroads of the Valley, known for its strong medical community, military history, and the fact that it’s slightly windier than the rest of the area. Our satirical coverage focuses on the imaginary Valley International Airport expansion, the secret lives of the doctors at Valley Baptist, and the completely fabricated annual “Who Has the Right of Way at a 4-Way Stop” tournament.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Did you really fly a blimp into the airport in a story?

A: In our imaginations, yes. In reality, no.

Q: Are the doctors at Valley Baptist actually robots?

A: No, they are highly trained professionals. Our articles saying otherwise are jokes.

Q: Is Harlingen actually the windiest place on earth?

A: It just feels like it. Our satire leans into the breeze.