UTRGV Asks Valley to Watch 45-16 Beating Like a Time-Lapse of Becoming UTSA
September 6, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Speaking after his Vaqueros
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Satirical education desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
McAllen, Saltillo Celebrate 200 Years of Signing Things by Signing Another Thing
September 4, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — Officials from McAllen and
Hidalgo County Judge Bets Courthouse Wardrobe So 956 Can Dress 210 Like a Mascot
September 2, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Declaring it “the most
Cameron County Offers Saronic 95% Tax Break If Just 35% of Shipyard Remains Physically Present in Valley
August 31, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Cameron County commissioners voted
BPUB Will Forgive Phantom Pool Bill After You Repair the Leak Nobody Can Find
August 30, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — The Brownsville Public Utilities
State Cheerfully Announces $192 Million Road to Starbase Will Be Ready Once Everyone Has Already Died on the Two-Lane One
August 29, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Celebrating what officials called
McAllen Airport Runway 985 Days Late, City Now Paying Consultants $1 Million to Watch Paint Dry
August 28, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — As McAllen International Airport’s
SPI Post Office Treats Cold Air Like Certified Mail That Finally Arrives in August
August 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. SOUTH PADRE ISLAND — After a
Weslaco Sends Itemized Bill to Fiber Crew After Third Accidental Geyser of the Day
August 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. WESLACO — Following a fiber-optic installation
Sharyland Pioneer Proudly Unveils Schedule Of Deliberate Preseason Beatings It Is Calling Character
August 16, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION, TX—Standing in front of a