Edinburg Holds Tax Rate Steady So It Can Raise the Shower Rate Instead
August 28, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In what officials are
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Harlingen Extends Data Center Moratorium So Engineers Can Study Whether Data Centers Are Still Data Centers
August 26, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Citing the need for
Brownsville Politely Un-Cities 444 Acres Next to Landfill, Receives Voucher for Water That May Exist
August 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — In what officials are
Los Fresnos Announces Residents May Keep Living on Highway 100 Forever, Provided Nothing Ever Happens to the House
August 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. LOS FRESNOS — In what officials
Edinburg Holds the Tax Rate Steady So It Can Raise the Shower Rate Instead
August 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Announcing a historic fourth
Brownsville Data Center Withdraws Its Own Application After Glancing at Draft of City’s New Data Center Rules
August 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — In what city officials
McAllen Spends $15 Million to Bore 7,000-Foot Hole So It Doesn’t Have to Water Down Water Before Throwing It Away
August 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — City officials confirmed this
Edinburg Triathlon Welcomes Casual Walkers, Confiscates Snorkels at 7:30 a.m. in August
August 17, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — With temperatures already flirting
Mission Lions Park Now Offers Self-Checkout Heart Restarts So You Don’t Have to Wait for EMS
August 16, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION, TX — Citing the Valley’s
Former Brownsville Walmart Lands Tenants With No Needs, No Requests, and No Comment
August 15, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Confirming that the 265,000-square-foot