Harlingen Opens Convention Center Two Hours Early So Four Relatives Can Confirm JD Vance by Text
September 28, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN, TX — In what city
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Texas 15 Has Spent $14 Million on Ads Channel 5 Is Not Allowed to Edit, Including the One That Used Channel 5
September 27, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALLEN — With two weeks still
Harlingen Welcomes Youth Softball to Wilson Complex, Politely Asks Kids to Stay Out of the 41 Dark Zones
September 26, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Officials with Harlingen Parks
Frontera Fest Explains Vendor Fees Are Strictly Non-Refundable, Also Currently Being Refunded
September 26, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Organizers of the abruptly
Elsa Reopens the Office That Tells Google the Hardware Store Exists
September 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. ELSA, TX — Flanked by a
Fluidstack Breaks Ground on $4 Billion Data Center While Harlingen Commission Enters Hour Three of Defining ‘Rain’
September 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — With heavy machinery already
Valley Data Center Gets Permission to Move Dirt, Austin Freezes Permission for Dirt to Become Anything
September 22, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Days after Cameron County’s
Valley Credit Unions Frozen Solid After Data Center Gets a Little Warm
September 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. RIO GRANDE VALLEY — Two Rio
Fluidstack Breaks Ground on $4 Billion Data Center While Harlingen Commissioners Table Motion on Whether Rain Is Wet
September 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by excavators, drones,
Brownsville Officials Announce Two Park Cabinets Technically Count as City’s Largest 24-Hour Grocery Chain
September 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Flanked by two wooden