Pharr Officially Closes Sewage Case, Opens Full Investigation Into Wet Wipes
October 24, 2026
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Satirical politics desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Donna ISD Pays $280,000 to Confirm the Paraprofessional Never Left the Building
October 23, 2026
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Landmark Study Finds July Hotter For Parking Too, South Padre Island Considers Billing Ocean
October 22, 2026
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Rio Hondo Road on Hold Until City Hires Someone Who Knows Cursive
October 21, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. RIO HONDO — The $1 million
Edinburg CISD Confiscates Energy Drinks, Returns Them at Dismissal Like Contraband Parole
October 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Under its sweeping new
Broke Edinburg ISD Holds Out for Nicer $6 Million After Politely Declining Current $6 Million
October 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Citing a firm belief
Mission Forum Officially Not a Debate; Crowd Sworn In as Not-the-Rules-Committee
October 18, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION — Organizers confirmed Wednesday that
Brownsville Asks Voters to Grade 15 Charter Amendments Before Anyone Explains What They Mean
October 18, 2026
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Harlingen WaterWorks Announces New 50-Year Utility Service: Keeping Things Out of the Public Arena
October 9, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Harlingen WaterWorks System officials
Harlingen Proudly Announces Grants That Arrive Precisely When You No Longer Need Them
October 7, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by a ceremonial