Raymondville Drain Clears Two More Reviews, Still Shopping for a Price and a Year
November 2, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. WESLACO — Celebrating what it called
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Satirical politics desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Hidalgo Counts 166,828 Early Votes and Immediately Marks Them Unofficial
November 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN, TX — Surrounded by balloons
Mission Halts All Cimarron Work Until City Finishes Renumbering the Chairs
October 31, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION — With 366.34 acres of
McAllen Approves Duplex By Ruling Meeting Was Never About the Duplex
October 30, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — In a decisive 6-1
San Benito Officially Jump-Starts Pool Project By Hiring Firm To List Everything A Pool Contains
October 29, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. SAN BENITO — Eight years after
Mission ISD Schedules January Meeting to Officially Confirm Students Already Left in 2023
October 28, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION — In what officials are
El Hueso de Fraile Says Downtown Brownsville Is Exactly 400 Coffees from Closing
October 27, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — In a stunning act
UTRGV Discovers Overtime Exists, Immediately Cancels It After One Play
October 26, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — UTRGV football made history
Brownsville Fire Department Puts Out Brush Fire So Well the Elementary School Has to Leave
October 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — The Brownsville Fire Department
Pharr Officially Closes Sewage Case, Opens Full Investigation Into Wet Wipes
October 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. PHARR — Declaring the West Longoria