Brownsville Walmart Building Files For Emotional Damages After Fifth Career Change Falls Through
July 31, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — The former Walmart building
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Satirical politics desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
McAllen Industrial Park Needs $6.3M Grant to Build Road to Form That Will Approve Study About Park
July 27, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — City officials announced Tuesday
Harlingen’s 120-Day Data Center Moratorium Enters Its 847th Day of Public Comment
July 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — What began as a
McAllen Industrial Park Must Survive 47 Separate Council Votes, Three Blood Oaths Before First Shovel Touches Dirt
July 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. Mission Valley business leaders celebrated this
Crewless AI Ships at Port Alpha Still Require 10,000 Abuelas for Lunch Shift
July 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Saronic Technologies’ $3.2 billion
Edinburg County Commissioners Vote to Replace All Grass with Fideo
July 15, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In a move hailed
San Benito 12-Year-Old Demands Library Be Replaced With Netflix Subscription
December 22, 2025
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In an uplifting grassroots effort, a determined 12-year-old in San Benito has rallied friends and the community to raise funds for their local library, highlighting
McAllen ISD $750 Holiday Stipend Leaves Staff Debating Gas, Big Red, or Half a Brisket
December 19, 2025
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In a festive gesture of gratitude, McAllen ISD is awarding a $750 stipend to all full-time employees, underscoring their pivotal role in community development and
Port of Brownsville Now Generates $12 Billion and Controls Local Weather, Officials Confirm
December 18, 2025
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The Port of Brownsville is driving significant economic growth, earning praise from Acting Texas Comptroller Kelly Hancock for its vital role in global commerce and
Brownsville Sports Park Playground Revamp Will Feature Anti-Gravity Swings and a Moat
November 29, 2025
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Brownsville’s iconic Sports Park playground is slated for a $250,000 upgrade following a safety audit, aiming to revitalize the beloved community space and ensure it’s