Fluidstack Data Center Promises It Will Only Drink Cloud Water It Imports Itself
September 13, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Reassuring Cameron County residents
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Satirical politics desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Fluidstack Breaks Ground on $4B Data Center While Harlingen Still Deciding Which Direction Water Legally Flows
September 12, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by 1,100 acres
Fluidstack Promises Valley Its $4B Data Center Will Drink Only Cloud Water It Personally Imports
September 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by 1,100 acres
Data Center Politely Asks Harlingen if Its Rain Can Cut in Line at the Canal
September 10, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Representatives of a proposed
Harlingen Tables Data Center Drainage Request Until Residents Finish Explaining Rain
September 9, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In a decisive 5-0
La Joya Voters Urged to Elect School Board That Isn’t Allowed to Board
September 8, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. LA JOYA — With early voting
Pharr Crunch Fitness Seized After State Completes the Ultimate Drop Set
September 7, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. PHARR, TX — The Texas Comptroller’s
Brownsville Closes Detour So the Interstate Can Close Too, Officials Call It ‘Synchronized Suffering’
September 6, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — In what city officials
Harlingen Tables Data Center Drainage Deal Until Residents Finish Explaining Rain
September 5, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — City commissioners voted unanimously
Data Center Asks Harlingen For Permission to Rain Into Airport Canal
September 3, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Representatives from a massive