SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. SAN BENITO — After deliberating behind
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. PROGRESO, TX — With a temporary
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — City officials confirmed Monday
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by eight campuses
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Announcing a landmark workforce
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In a historic moment
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. SAN BENITO — Citing the need
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. LA ROSITA — The La Rosita
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN, TX — In what city
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALLEN — With two weeks still