SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — City officials confirmed this
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — With temperatures already flirting
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION, TX — Citing the Valley’s
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Confirming that the 265,000-square-foot
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MISSION, TX — At 3:47 a.m.
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — A tense 3-3 deadlock
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — With the city officially
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — A local mechanic confirmed
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — The former Walmart building
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — City officials announced Tuesday