Edinburg Holds the Tax Rate Steady So It Can Raise the Shower Rate Instead
August 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Announcing a historic fourth
Category: Politics
McAllen Spends $15 Million to Bore 7,000-Foot Hole So It Doesn’t Have to Water Down Water Before Throwing It Away
August 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — City officials confirmed this
Harlingen Commissioner Warns Painting Over Herb Kelleher Mural Could Cause Southwest Airlines to Forget Where Harlingen Is
August 13, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — A tense 3-3 deadlock
Harlingen Proves All-America Status With Free Hot Dogs, Snow Cones, and Mandatory Laser Tag at Lozano Plaza
August 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — City officials confirmed Tuesday
Valley Mayors Spend Six Hours Agreeing to Get on Same Page, Accidentally Produce 14 Different Pages
August 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In a spirited display
Weslaco Activates ‘Threat Level Frond’ Emergency Protocol After Palm Tree Disables Entire City
August 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. WESLACO — City officials have formally
Harlingen’s 120-Day Data Center Moratorium Enters Its 847th Day of Public Comment
July 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — What began as a
Valley Driver Who Entered Pharr Interchange in 2019 Finally Reaches Harlingen
July 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Speaking to reporters Tuesday
McAllen’s $230M Boeye Water Park Will Feature Lazy River, Luxury Cabanas, And Four Separate City Council Votes Before You Can Touch The Water
July 22, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — City officials unveiled ambitious
Edinburg County Commissioners Vote to Replace All Grass with Fideo
July 15, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In a move hailed