Harlingen Solves Traffic By Commissioning Study Of Study That Will Study Traffic
August 30, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by easels, a
Category: Politics
State Cheerfully Announces $192 Million Road to Starbase Will Be Ready Once Everyone Has Already Died on the Two-Lane One
August 29, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Celebrating what officials called
Edinburg Holds Tax Rate Steady So It Can Raise the Shower Rate Instead
August 28, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In what officials are
Brownsville Politely Un-Cities 444 Acres Next to Landfill, Receives Voucher for Water That May Exist
August 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — In what officials are
Harlingen WaterWorks Announces It Will Now Charge Residents for Being Behind, Which Is Why It Was Behind
August 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — After an 18-month pause
Los Fresnos Announces Residents May Keep Living on Highway 100 Forever, Provided Nothing Ever Happens to the House
August 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. LOS FRESNOS — In what officials
Edinburg Holds the Tax Rate Steady So It Can Raise the Shower Rate Instead
August 23, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Announcing a historic fourth
McAllen Spends $15 Million to Bore 7,000-Foot Hole So It Doesn’t Have to Water Down Water Before Throwing It Away
August 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — City officials confirmed this
Harlingen Commissioner Warns Painting Over Herb Kelleher Mural Could Cause Southwest Airlines to Forget Where Harlingen Is
August 13, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — A tense 3-3 deadlock
Harlingen Proves All-America Status With Free Hot Dogs, Snow Cones, and Mandatory Laser Tag at Lozano Plaza
August 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — City officials confirmed Tuesday