Cameron County Proudly Issues Fluidstack Permit, Announces It Will Not Be Paying For Anything Else Ever
September 21, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In what officials are
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McAllen Airport Declares Golden Age of Travel After Landing $2 Million, Mostly for Bathrooms
September 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McAllen International Airport officially entered the
Fluidstack Breaks Ground on $4 Billion Data Center While Harlingen Commissioners Table Motion on Whether Rain Is Wet
September 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by excavators, drones,
Fluidstack Breaks Ground on $4B Data Center While Harlingen Still Deciding Which Direction Water Legally Flows
September 12, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by 1,100 acres
Pharr Crunch Fitness Seized After State Completes the Ultimate Drop Set
September 7, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. PHARR, TX — The Texas Comptroller’s
Harlingen Tables Data Center Drainage Deal Until Residents Finish Explaining Rain
September 5, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — City commissioners voted unanimously
Harlingen Refuses to Eat $27 Million Casserole Until Neighbor Explains What’s In It
September 4, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In a move officials
Data Center Asks Harlingen For Permission to Rain Into Airport Canal
September 3, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Representatives from a massive
Harlingen Extends Data Center Moratorium So Engineers Can Study Whether Data Centers Are Still Data Centers
September 2, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — With the city’s original
Cameron County Offers Saronic 95% Tax Break If Just 35% of Shipyard Remains Physically Present in Valley
August 31, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Cameron County commissioners voted