Brownsville Weather Office Forecasts a Winter That Is Warm, Cold, Normal, and Still Undecided
November 3, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — The National Weather Service
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Satirical culture desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Land Office Wins Nine Rio Grande Islands in Contest It Entered, Hosted, and Judged Alone
November 2, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. ROMA — Announcing the results of
Valley Opens November Flu Season for Virus That Already Worked August
November 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — With one day to
San Benito Officially Removes the Water Hyacinth It Already Removed, Budgets for the Sequel
October 31, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. SAN BENITO — Standing beside an
Valley Demands 765 Kilovolts, Receives Cafeteria Slideshow of the 138 It Already Has
October 30, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Days after Rio Grande
Edinburg Officially Reopens Brewery That Is Still a Gravel Lot on McIntyre
October 29, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — With a national anthem,
Harlingen Officials Confirm 5% Raise Fully Legal As Long As No One Has Done the Work Yet
October 28, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN, TEXAS — City officials announced
Brownsville’s Newest Bar Bouncer Hovers Silently Over Washington Street, Never Once Asks About Time-and-a-Half
October 27, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNsville — The Brownsville Entertainment District’s
Line Check Politely Asks McAllen Voting Line to Step Aside So It Can See How Long the Line Is
October 26, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — A revolutionary new wait-time
Hidalgo County Releases Itemized $72,743.36 Invoice for Broom, Tape, and Shrugging; Door Remains Priceless
October 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Fifty-four days after a