McAllen Grapefruit Fails Ring Test, Must Repeat Summer as Punishment
October 10, 2026
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Cameron County Closes Three Beaches to Walking Because the Sand Got Too Firm to Drive On
October 10, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Citing an unprecedented public
Weslaco Announces Massive Two-Cent Tax Cut That Will Collect The Exact Same Amount Of Money
October 9, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. WESLACO — Flanked by a banner
TxDOT Unveils State-of-the-Art Gauge That Will Tell Weslaco Exactly How Underwater Its Highway Is
October 8, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. WESLACO — After years of studying
Edinburg Fly Factory Finishes Early So the Flies Can Show Up Late
October 7, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In a triumph of
Brownsville Pre-Orders a Second 90-Day Data Center Freeze Before the First One Starts
October 6, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — With its second of
La Grulla Achieves Rare Trifecta: Water Fixed, Flowing, and Undrinkable
October 5, 2026
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La Grulla Certifies New Pipes Complete, Asks Residents to Boil Water for Two Minutes Before It Exists
October 5, 2026
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Drainage District No. 3 Announces It Will Hold Meeting to Schedule Study on Whether Resaca Allowed to Keep Water It Already Has
October 3, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — After weeks of heavy
Brownsville Celebrates 10,000 Jobs, Dozens of Which May Exist by 2028
October 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — With ceremonial shovels still