Harlingen Votes Down Half-Cent Tax Hike After Commission Realizes Half a Cent Is Technically Still Money
September 18, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In a dramatic 4-1
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Satirical culture desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Frontera Fest Opens Right On Time As Empty Harlingen Lot With Scheduled Refund Hours
September 12, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN, TX — Frontera Fest 2026
Fluidstack Announces $4B Harlingen Data Center Will Bring Its Own Rain, Thank You Very Much
September 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — At a groundbreaking ceremony
Port Isabel Makes Long Island Village an Official Industrial District So Residents Can Finally Live at Work
September 10, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. PORT ISABEL, TX — In what
Austin Certifies Brownsville Has Culture After City Stretches the Map for Six Years
September 9, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — After six years of
Harlingen Tables Data Center Drainage Deal Until Residents Finish Explaining Rain
September 5, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Citing a need for
Harlingen Refuses to Eat $27 Million Casserole Until Neighbor Explains What’s In It
September 4, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In a move officials
Harlingen Residents Told Second Data Center Arriving in 2029, Water Study Wrapping Up Around 2047
September 3, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — At a packed commission
McAllen ISD Offers 2027 Mustang Because Alarm Clocks Have Officially Lost
September 2, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALLEN — With the resounding thud
Rio Hondo Learns of 1,800-Acre AI Campus From the Fence That Got There First
September 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. RIO HONDO — Officials confirmed Monday