Brownsville Job Fair Announces Line Itself Now Counts as Employment
October 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Officials with the Greater
Jessica Walker Desk
Satirical culture desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Los Indios Bridge So Successful at Moving Trucks That County Spends $9.2 Million Giving Them Somewhere to Stop Moving
October 22, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — After three years of
Cameron County Approves $7 Million Canal for Mysterious Rain Entity Known Only as ‘Fluidstack’
October 21, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In a decisive 3-1
Mercedes Hires Edinburg Firm to Find City Manager Whose Only Real Qualification Is Staying
October 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MERCEDES, TX — City officials announced
Pulido Campaign Declares Cheek Kiss Legally Binding Ballot; Valley Responds ‘Which One Was Bobby Again?’
October 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — Democratic congressional candidate Bobby
AEP Restores Power to 1,365 McAllen Homes, Keeps 35 Dark as Certificate of Authenticity
October 18, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALEN — After a Friday-night crash
Brownsville Will Bill You for Rain Your Driveway Refused to Drink
October 18, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Announcing a bold new
McAllen Grapefruit Fails Ring Test, Must Repeat Summer as Punishment
October 10, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALLEN — The Rio Grande Valley’s
Cameron County Closes Three Beaches to Walking Because the Sand Got Too Firm to Drive On
October 10, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Citing an unprecedented public
Weslaco Announces Massive Two-Cent Tax Cut That Will Collect The Exact Same Amount Of Money
October 9, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. WESLACO — Flanked by a banner