UTRGV Protects This House By Refusing to Name a Quarterback, Then Using Two Anyway
August 30, 2026
No Comments
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In a security operation
Jessica Walker Desk
Satirical culture desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Harlingen Pledges Total Darkness for Dark Sky Designation, Except One Blinding Spotlight on the Application Itself
August 29, 2026
No Comments
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In its bold bid
Harlingen Extends Data Center Moratorium So Engineers Can Study Whether Data Centers Are Still Data Centers
August 27, 2026
No Comments
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — With its data center
Harlingen Extends Data Center Moratorium So Engineers Can Study Whether Data Centers Are Still Data Centers
August 25, 2026
No Comments
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Citing the need for
Harlingen WaterWorks Announces It Will Now Charge Residents for Being Behind, Which Is Why It Was Behind
August 24, 2026
No Comments
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — After an 18-month pause
Harlingen Extends Data Center Moratorium So Engineers Can Study Whether Data Centers Are Still Data Centers
August 24, 2026
No Comments
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In a decisive 5-0
UTRGV Offers Madeira an Engineering Building After the Arena Went 0-3 at the Ballot Box
August 23, 2026
No Comments
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — After Cameron County voters
Harlingen Data Center Rules So Airtight Only Legal Site Is a Barge Drifting in the Ship Channel
August 20, 2026
No Comments
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN, TX — After months of
Harlingen Opens 13-Acre Timeout Corner Where Rain Must Sit Until It Calms Down
August 19, 2026
No Comments
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Officials with Cameron County
McAllen Superintendent Rides Childhood Bus, Issues 14 Verbal School-Zone Patience Citations Before 8 A.M.
August 18, 2026
No Comments
SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McAllen ISD Superintendent Dr. Ricardo Saldaña