Hidalgo County Buys 116 Defibrillators With Opioid Money, Schedules the Knowing-How Part for Later
September 27, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — In what officials are
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Satirical culture desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
UTRGV Will Brief Edinburg on the Screwworm, Once Everybody Finds Parking
September 26, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. EDINBURG — The Rio Grande Valley’s
Fluidstack Assures Rio Hondo That 7.35 Gigawatts of Data Center Will Sound Exactly Like One (1) Dishwasher
September 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Speaking before a packed
Fluidstack Reserves 1.5 Gigawatts Near Rio Hondo, Assures Residents It Will Only Sound Like the Dishwasher
September 25, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Announcing it has reserved
McAllen Unveils Revolutionary Bidding Process Where Every Bid Wins A Rate Hike
September 22, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALLEN — In what officials are
Harlingen Commissioners Proudly Refund Half Cent, Approve $72 Million Budget They Describe As ‘Probably Fine’
September 20, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In a triumph of
McAllen’s Smash-Hit Bus Route Delivers 100 Riders Daily to Bridge, Wishes Them Luck
September 19, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — Just weeks after launch,
Harlingen Votes Down Half-Cent Tax Hike After Commission Realizes Half a Cent Is Technically Still Money
September 18, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In a dramatic 4-1
Frontera Fest Opens Right On Time As Empty Harlingen Lot With Scheduled Refund Hours
September 12, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN, TX — Frontera Fest 2026
Fluidstack Announces $4B Harlingen Data Center Will Bring Its Own Rain, Thank You Very Much
September 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — At a groundbreaking ceremony