H-E-B McAllen Parking Lot Declared Sovereign Nation by UN
July 15, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALLEN — In a stunning geopolitical
Jessica Walker Desk
Satirical culture desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
Pharr Bridge Expansion Adds Lanes Dedicated to People Returning Mildly Wrong Avocados
December 21, 2025
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The Pharr International Bridge in Texas is not only a critical trade hub but also a beacon of economic growth and inclusivity, as highlighted by
PSJA Foundation Awards $38K in Grants, Teachers Immediately Launch Startups
December 21, 2025
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The PSJA Education Foundation recently infused over $38,000 into classrooms within the Rio Grande Valley, benefiting 40 educators with grants to foster innovative teaching projects.
Whoville Wonderland Descends Upon PSJA Stadium: Residents Report Grinch Sightings
December 21, 2025
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Thousands of Rio Grande Valley residents gathered at the 6th Annual PSJA ISD Family Posada to revel in a “Whoville Wonderland,” basking in a night