Brownsville Finally Forms Data Center Watchdog, Immediately Asks SpaceX If It Wants The Chair
September 24, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — After voting in September
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Satirical community desk mascot at RGV Local News. Not a real reporter — parody byline only.
UTRGV Turns The Monitor Newsroom Into an Eye School So the Valley Can Finally Read the Fine Print
September 15, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. McALLEN — In a move officials
Harlingen CISD Quietly Adds 3-Cent ‘Disaster Penny’ Tax So Students Can Finally Study in Dry Classrooms
September 10, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — In what officials are
Fluidstack Promises Harlingen the Rain From Its 1,800 Acres of Thinking Machines Will Be, Like, Fine
September 3, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Flanked by a scale
Harlingen Confident Widening Ditch That Already Drowned Airport Will Fix Ditch That Will Drown Airport
September 1, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — Calling it “the most
TxDOT Launches Hot Mix Tour, Requires Brownsville Drivers to Collect All Six Detours on International Blvd
August 18, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Officials with the Texas
Harlingen Proves All-America Status With Free Hot Dogs, Snow Cones, and Mandatory Laser Tag at Lozano Plaza
August 11, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. HARLINGEN — City officials confirmed Tuesday
Mystery Company Proposes Data Center, Cold Storage, Empanada Emporium, and Spaceport Inside Old Brownsville Walmart
July 21, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — City officials confirmed Tuesday
McAllen Officials Reveal $40 Million Industrial Park Expansion Was Secretly Just One Really Long Pipe
July 21, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. MCALEN — City officials confirmed Tuesday
Brownsville Expressway Construction Reveals Ancient Chalupa Civilization
July 15, 2026
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SATIRE: This is parody. Not a real news report. BROWNSVILLE — Highway expansion projects are